Captain Asshole

"Every cruise needs a captain, and ours happens to be an asshole. Still, we're thrilled to have these lads on board again.
If you haven't checked them out yet, you might be surprised. Despite their unconventional name, Captain Asshole delivers every time. Whenever Spotify plays one of their tunes, I find myself initially thinking it's a new song by D4 or Latterman. Nope, it's Captain Asshole, everytime.
So, don't be an asshole and judge a band by its name - there's only room for four assholes at our festival, and those spots are already taken."
(BOOZE CRUISE)